Monday, July 21, 2014

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

duragdaddy:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

zai.na.omg.

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racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

(Source: fireball-mudflap)

joshpeck:

baileysglasses:

joshpeck:

why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

theists:

do you ever meet someone and after only a few days of knowing them you’re like “you could end up being very important in my life”

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

A good relationship is when two people accept each other’s past, support each other’s present, and love each other enough to encourage each other’s future. So don’t rush love. Find a partner who encourages you to grow, who won’t cling to you, who will let you go out into the world, and trust that you will come back. This is what true love is all about. (via stevenrosas)